amygdalan-arm:

Some of y’all never had to seek paleblood to transcend the hunt and it shows

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lefttreephantom:

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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jennytrout:

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

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snubbin:

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ohdionne:

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

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aterribleidea:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:

thehobbutts:

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

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meagkhan:

some dnd character designs

probablybadrpgideas:

astriiformes:

astriiformes:

i fucking love whenever someone tweets a game design question at the d&d 5e creators and jeremy crawford gives them a nice, professional response aimed at answering their query while mike mearls’ reply is just. a shitpost

they exist to keep each other in balance

All unconscious characters in your game drop to the floor and break dance until they regain consciousness. If they die, they break dance forever.

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ensignro:

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

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